ask raven but
i think its a meh idea..
you can just put it in ur introduction
"No such thing as swear words. Proof: Bitch is a female dog. Damn is a wooden or stone structure that holds back a river. Bastard is someone who doesn't have a father. Fuck is an is another name for sexual intercourse. Shit is a bodily function. Ass is another name for a donkey. Pussy is another name for a cat. Dick is another name for Richard. Cunt is used by someone who can't say "can't". Twat is used by someone who can't say "what" properly. Stick that in your mouth and smoke it."