Yeeep, you guessed it. Bitches be trippin-- this is the perfet category for me rightnao.
'K. Theres my friend, Nicole. She is always annoying the F*CK (AHHHHRGH sorry mustcurse.) out of me and my bestfriend Avital... But we sit with her at lunch, cause we thought she was nice at the beginning of the school... but then she goes all PMS on us. We have this joke 'bout poking people. So everyone lunch period, we poke eachother. So last week, when I had school, I poke her, ONCE, and she goes on a rage. "I DONT LIKE POKING ANYMORE!!! STOP POKING ME!!!" I was like WDFUX?!!? ALSO, At lunch, (listen I dont have a eating disorder, I just don't really eat alot D:) I never finish my food. So EVERY. FRIKEN. DAY. She decides to lecture me with, "PEOPLE IN JAPAN WOULD DIE FOR FOOD LIKE THIS!" She is always trying to make me feel guilty. When I ask her kindly to stop she keeps going about what a terrible person I am for not finishing a BITE of turkey. WDFUX?????
Now. Yesterday, she called me 5 times... IN A ROW. I was busy, doing homework and stuff so I didn't pick up. TODAY, She decides to write on my facebook wall how I've been ignoring her and how I didn't pick up the phone and how mean I am. ME?! MEAN!? She ignores me in the hallway, yells at me, and she is BOSSY.
WHAT THE HELL DO I WRITE BACK TO THIS BITCH??? All of my other friends tell me to slap her but I need more advice. Like srsly. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE.